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Ain't no fairytale

An art+ sketch blog; occasionally NSFW
There's also a fandom/fanart blog.
Oct 8 '13
Who the hell do you think we are.
Kiki and the Pretty Angels are more like brightly colored teen vigilantes than proper magical girls, but sometimes, you still have to pull the world out of a hellish world of fire and darkness. 

Who the hell do you think we are.

Kiki and the Pretty Angels are more like brightly colored teen vigilantes than proper magical girls, but sometimes, you still have to pull the world out of a hellish world of fire and darkness. 

Aug 3 '13
Aug 3 '13
In certain parks, in certain cities, there are certain trees with strange dips and curves in the branches.  The dips occur when weight is suspended from the branch.  They make very lovely seats.
I’ve been listening to Welcome to Night Vale too much and I remembered walking under the hanging trees in the city I used live in at 4 in the morning on my way to work. 

In certain parks, in certain cities, there are certain trees with strange dips and curves in the branches.  The dips occur when weight is suspended from the branch.  They make very lovely seats.


I’ve been listening to Welcome to Night Vale too much and I remembered walking under the hanging trees in the city I used live in at 4 in the morning on my way to work. 

Jul 8 '13

Izzy and James.  Izzy’s been friends with Ingrid since she started college and began her transitioning.  Izzy was one of those lucky kids with an understanding family that helped her begin her transitioning early in life and she’s made it sort of her mission to provide that same sort of safety and love for other queer kids.  James hasn’t had it so lucky, he was cut off from most of his family when he came out and began to transition.

 No one actually knows how they managed to date for two months without either realizing that one’s genitals weren’t exactly what the other was expecting, but Ingrid finally figured that at the end of the day, as long as they were both happy, it didn’t really matter one way or the other.

May 13 '13
"Hey, Kiki."
"What."
"Check out my Gonna Have Mad Lesbian Sex With my Super Hot Girlfriend Instead of Patrolling Tonight dance."
"Okay, fuck you."
"Get in line."
Some magical girls in their off hours.  
Kiki isn’t the monogamous type, but she’s also the type who throws herself head first into following an ideal and sleeping around like she used to doesn’t suit her current Magical Girl ideal.  So she’s going through kind of a dry spell, which is frustrating when you’re a teenager and flush with hormones.  And if there’s one thing Lily loves more than her best friend, it’s driving her best friend nuts for her crazy idealistic choices. 

"Hey, Kiki."

"What."

"Check out my Gonna Have Mad Lesbian Sex With my Super Hot Girlfriend Instead of Patrolling Tonight dance."

"Okay, fuck you."

"Get in line."


Some magical girls in their off hours.  

Kiki isn’t the monogamous type, but she’s also the type who throws herself head first into following an ideal and sleeping around like she used to doesn’t suit her current Magical Girl ideal.  So she’s going through kind of a dry spell, which is frustrating when you’re a teenager and flush with hormones.  And if there’s one thing Lily loves more than her best friend, it’s driving her best friend nuts for her crazy idealistic choices. 

Apr 30 '13
Sol and Ingrid again, when they first met back when Sol was “That asshole kid of Jackson’s” and Ingrid was Paul.  
To this day, Sol still thinks Ingrid should’ve been a lot more grateful to Sol for getting back her stupid book.  Ingrid still thinks Sol is a crazy idiot.

Sol and Ingrid again, when they first met back when Sol was “That asshole kid of Jackson’s” and Ingrid was Paul.  

To this day, Sol still thinks Ingrid should’ve been a lot more grateful to Sol for getting back her stupid book.  Ingrid still thinks Sol is a crazy idiot.

Apr 30 '13
Eve’s first dress.
Or well, the first dress that didn’t manifest from a magical jewelry set and an obligation to protect humanity from creepy shadow monsters.

Eve’s first dress.

Or well, the first dress that didn’t manifest from a magical jewelry set and an obligation to protect humanity from creepy shadow monsters.

Apr 30 '13
Yassi is the best she is at what she does.  Which is to say delivering the mail.  Unfortunately, her employers, GPPS (Galactic Postage and Package Service), is a touch competitive about on world deliveries.  Especially when they have certain other couriers as their competitors.
Yassi appreciates the recognition, but she’d appreciate it a lot more if she didn’t have to hunt down addresses clear on the other side of the city.
(also i’m pretty sure i drew her hijabi wrong, crap)

Yassi is the best she is at what she does.  Which is to say delivering the mail.  Unfortunately, her employers, GPPS (Galactic Postage and Package Service), is a touch competitive about on world deliveries.  Especially when they have certain other couriers as their competitors.

Yassi appreciates the recognition, but she’d appreciate it a lot more if she didn’t have to hunt down addresses clear on the other side of the city.

(also i’m pretty sure i drew her hijabi wrong, crap)

Apr 14 '13
Some things to Know:
1. Ingrid’s way of coming out to her friends and family was to send out a mass email and then grimly wait in her dorm room for the phone to start ringing.  She always sort of assumed that Sol had responded with his usual way of handling unexpected things: since he couldn’t punch it, he ignored it. 
2. Solomon was named after King Solomon, as a far flung hope that he would be as wise and compassionate as the biblical king.  It’s been said that maybe it would have been wiser to name him Dumbass Bastard.
3. Sol used to call Ingrid “pretty girl” back when she was Paul, specifically because nine times out of ten, she’d try to kick the shit out of him.
4. Sol is actually really ready to let this pretty stranger with Paul’s face bolt so he can go down to the bar and try and figure out what the hell is going on, but Ingrid still has all of Paul’s tells and Sol is pretty much never going to let her bolt when she’s on the edge of a freak out.
5. Sol is still super not allowed to call Ingrid his pretty girl.
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Some things to Know:

1. Ingrid’s way of coming out to her friends and family was to send out a mass email and then grimly wait in her dorm room for the phone to start ringing.  She always sort of assumed that Sol had responded with his usual way of handling unexpected things: since he couldn’t punch it, he ignored it. 

2. Solomon was named after King Solomon, as a far flung hope that he would be as wise and compassionate as the biblical king.  It’s been said that maybe it would have been wiser to name him Dumbass Bastard.

3. Sol used to call Ingrid “pretty girl” back when she was Paul, specifically because nine times out of ten, she’d try to kick the shit out of him.

4. Sol is actually really ready to let this pretty stranger with Paul’s face bolt so he can go down to the bar and try and figure out what the hell is going on, but Ingrid still has all of Paul’s tells and Sol is pretty much never going to let her bolt when she’s on the edge of a freak out.

5. Sol is still super not allowed to call Ingrid his pretty girl.

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Apr 14 '13
Solomon hasn’t been home for a few years.  In fact, he’s been on The Pleasant Dawn, a tub that did her very best to ensure that she lived down her name.  
So there’s been somethings back home he’s missed.  Like when the really quite and really kinda girly kid he grew up with stopped being Paul and started being Ingrid.
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some day i’m going to draw actual backgrounds.  someday.

Solomon hasn’t been home for a few years.  In fact, he’s been on The Pleasant Dawn, a tub that did her very best to ensure that she lived down her name.  

So there’s been somethings back home he’s missed.  Like when the really quite and really kinda girly kid he grew up with stopped being Paul and started being Ingrid.

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some day i’m going to draw actual backgrounds.  someday.