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Ain't no fairytale

An art+ sketch blog; occasionally NSFW
There's also a fandom/fanart blog.
May 13 '13
“Hey, Kiki.”
“What.”
“Check out my Gonna Have Mad Lesbian Sex With my Super Hot Girlfriend Instead of Patrolling Tonight dance.”
“Okay, fuck you.”
“Get in line.”
Some magical girls in their off hours.  
Kiki isn’t the monogamous type, but she’s also the type who throws herself head first into following an ideal and sleeping around like she used to doesn’t suit her current Magical Girl ideal.  So she’s going through kind of a dry spell, which is frustrating when you’re a teenager and flush with hormones.  And if there’s one thing Lily loves more than her best friend, it’s driving her best friend nuts for her crazy idealistic choices. 

“Hey, Kiki.”

“What.”

“Check out my Gonna Have Mad Lesbian Sex With my Super Hot Girlfriend Instead of Patrolling Tonight dance.”

“Okay, fuck you.”

“Get in line.”


Some magical girls in their off hours.  

Kiki isn’t the monogamous type, but she’s also the type who throws herself head first into following an ideal and sleeping around like she used to doesn’t suit her current Magical Girl ideal.  So she’s going through kind of a dry spell, which is frustrating when you’re a teenager and flush with hormones.  And if there’s one thing Lily loves more than her best friend, it’s driving her best friend nuts for her crazy idealistic choices. 

Tags: magical girls magical girl original characters

Apr 30 '13
Sol and Ingrid again, when they first met back when Sol was “That asshole kid of Jackson’s” and Ingrid was Paul.  
To this day, Sol still thinks Ingrid should’ve been a lot more grateful to Sol for getting back her stupid book.  Ingrid still thinks Sol is a crazy idiot.

Sol and Ingrid again, when they first met back when Sol was “That asshole kid of Jackson’s” and Ingrid was Paul.  

To this day, Sol still thinks Ingrid should’ve been a lot more grateful to Sol for getting back her stupid book.  Ingrid still thinks Sol is a crazy idiot.

Tags: original characters sol and ingrid

Apr 30 '13
Eve’s first dress.
Or well, the first dress that didn’t manifest from a magical jewelry set and an obligation to protect humanity from creepy shadow monsters.

Eve’s first dress.

Or well, the first dress that didn’t manifest from a magical jewelry set and an obligation to protect humanity from creepy shadow monsters.

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Apr 30 '13
Yassi is the best she is at what she does.  Which is to say delivering the mail.  Unfortunately, her employers, GPPS (Galactic Postage and Package Service), is a touch competitive about on world deliveries.  Especially when they have certain other couriers as their competitors.
Yassi appreciates the recognition, but she’d appreciate it a lot more if she didn’t have to hunt down addresses clear on the other side of the city.
(also i’m pretty sure i drew her hijabi wrong, crap)

Yassi is the best she is at what she does.  Which is to say delivering the mail.  Unfortunately, her employers, GPPS (Galactic Postage and Package Service), is a touch competitive about on world deliveries.  Especially when they have certain other couriers as their competitors.

Yassi appreciates the recognition, but she’d appreciate it a lot more if she didn’t have to hunt down addresses clear on the other side of the city.

(also i’m pretty sure i drew her hijabi wrong, crap)

Tags: comics illustration original characer

Apr 14 '13
Some things to Know:
1. Ingrid’s way of coming out to her friends and family was to send out a mass email and then grimly wait in her dorm room for the phone to start ringing.  She always sort of assumed that Sol had responded with his usual way of handling unexpected things: since he couldn’t punch it, he ignored it. 
2. Solomon was named after King Solomon, as a far flung hope that he would be as wise and compassionate as the biblical king.  It’s been said that maybe it would have been wiser to name him Dumbass Bastard.
3. Sol used to call Ingrid “pretty girl” back when she was Paul, specifically because nine times out of ten, she’d try to kick the shit out of him.
4. Sol is actually pretty ready to let this pretty stranger with Paul’s face bolt so he can go down to the bar and try and figure out what the hell is going on, but Ingrid still has all of Paul’s tells and Sol is pretty much never going to let Paul bolt when he’s on the edge of a freak out.
5. Sol is still super not allowed to call Ingrid his pretty girl.
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Some things to Know:

1. Ingrid’s way of coming out to her friends and family was to send out a mass email and then grimly wait in her dorm room for the phone to start ringing.  She always sort of assumed that Sol had responded with his usual way of handling unexpected things: since he couldn’t punch it, he ignored it. 

2. Solomon was named after King Solomon, as a far flung hope that he would be as wise and compassionate as the biblical king.  It’s been said that maybe it would have been wiser to name him Dumbass Bastard.

3. Sol used to call Ingrid “pretty girl” back when she was Paul, specifically because nine times out of ten, she’d try to kick the shit out of him.

4. Sol is actually pretty ready to let this pretty stranger with Paul’s face bolt so he can go down to the bar and try and figure out what the hell is going on, but Ingrid still has all of Paul’s tells and Sol is pretty much never going to let Paul bolt when he’s on the edge of a freak out.

5. Sol is still super not allowed to call Ingrid his pretty girl.

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Tags: comics transgender trans original characters sol and ingrid

Apr 14 '13
Solomon hasn’t been home for a few years.  In fact, he’s been on The Pleasant Dawn, a tub that did her very best to ensure that she lived down her name.  
So there’s been somethings back home he’s missed.  Like when the really quite and really kinda girly kid he grew up with stopped being Paul and started being Ingrid.
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some day i’m going to draw actual backgrounds.  someday.

Solomon hasn’t been home for a few years.  In fact, he’s been on The Pleasant Dawn, a tub that did her very best to ensure that she lived down her name.  

So there’s been somethings back home he’s missed.  Like when the really quite and really kinda girly kid he grew up with stopped being Paul and started being Ingrid.

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some day i’m going to draw actual backgrounds.  someday.

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Apr 12 '13
“Sorry to disappoint, gentlemen, but the vigilantes don’t run in this part of town.”
“Looks like you’ll have to make do witha couple of magical babes.”
More magical girls.  ”Babe” is a gender neutral word as far as Ronnie is concerned.

“Sorry to disappoint, gentlemen, but the vigilantes don’t run in this part of town.”

“Looks like you’ll have to make do witha couple of magical babes.”


More magical girls.  ”Babe” is a gender neutral word as far as Ronnie is concerned.

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Apr 1 '13

Anonymous asked:

Do you sell your work? I would probably trade my coolest pog (maybe even a slammer) for a print of the Fly As Fuck unicorn.

Unfortunately, I don’t have a print store at the moment, but I am open for commissions and I’d be more than happy to do a revamp of the Fly as Fuck unicorn.  Or really any fat unicorn, they’re fun to do.

Mar 11 '13
“Yeah, you’re totally welcome, no big saving you from that hideous tentacled horror or anything.”
“I can’t imagine why they don’t take you more seriously.”
Magical girls get no respect…

“Yeah, you’re totally welcome, no big saving you from that hideous tentacled horror or anything.”

“I can’t imagine why they don’t take you more seriously.”


Magical girls get no respect…

Tags: magical girls original characters this looks lighter than it's supposed to be damnit

Mar 7 '13

Bust Commissions

havecrayonswilltravel:

Let’s do dis thing.

I need something to fill in between work and looking for more work, so I’m offering bust commissions.

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Prices:

1 Character Bust: $5
- color for $3
- additional characters/designs for $4

Contact me via caitlin.teh.artist@gmail.com or tumblr message.

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